After Ben’s Big Benders terrorised the middle of Tuesday’s episode, it’s time to hear your actual thoughts on Jordan’s Joke of the Week. Elsewhere we hear your travel wardrobe stories and a G&Diva wants to know the right way to “ravish” nuts, leading to a spontaneous Top 3 run down.

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Jordan has made a discovery that comes as no surprise to no one who has received an email from him in the past 18 months. But both William and Jordan are surprised by a shocking new feature smack bang in the middle. The dilemmas pull the boys in all sorts of directions, with one letter particularly close to home for our favourite etiquette expert, and another that leaves Jordan proclaiming "snitches get stitches".

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Who gets to decide if something is common or not? Well William and Jordan continue to stake their claim as the experts as they go through your suggestions of what should or shouldn't be on the list. Elsewhere there's continued disagreements about the strength of France and Spain and some more information about William's letter to the Pope.

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William and Producer Ben are back in the studio after their sun‑soaked adventure in Malta, all thanks to Jet2, and Jordan is not hiding his envy. The boys unpack every detail of their Mediterranean getaway: the food, the sights, the unexpected activities - did someone say Popeye Village? - and of course, the souvenirs they’ve brought home for Jordan. It’s true what they say, nothing does beat a Jet2holiday - especially in Malta! For your chance to win a trip to Malta with Jet2, go to www.jet2holidays.com/sextedmyboss. Terms and conditions apply. Thank you Jet2holidays! #ad

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What do thirst posts, a Madonna era, and the Henley Festival all have in common? Jordan’s been in all of them. The boys also tackle your modern-day dilemmas, from airport attire etiquette to how to politely ask someone to turn off their portable fan in the theatre.

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Do William and Jordan have any fictional doppelgangers? That's the question William and Jordan set out to answer, you be the judge how close they get it. Elsewhere there's a discussion about the best form of washing line and not only favourite cakes, but also favourite Agatha Christie murder mysteries…

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With William fresh from his latest appointment with the hydrotherapist and Jordan just about recovered from Our Lee's wedding, the boys come together for another catch up for the ages. William's parents have finally settled on a door, Jordan learns about embalming for the very first time and there's a dilemma involving more than one arsehole.

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William finally hands over his phone for Jordan to snoop through his internet search history, and the boys discuss what names they’d give their (currently fictional) yachts. They also draw up their dream lists of replacement co-hosts, in case one of them kicks the bucket.

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Our headline show at the Crossed Wires Festival in Sheffield was so much fun that we just had to share a selection of our favourite moments. Expect William’s diary, a message from the festival’s creative director Greg James, and a dilemma that’s sure to put you off eating sausage rolls for life.

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After Jordan boldly claimed that he could tell where a notherner was from ‘just by the sound of their sneeze’ William’s putting him to the test! That’s not the only bold claim as the boys discuss the best dictator haircuts and who they’d be in the Star Wars universe.

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